Are the Democrats seriously going to put Joe Biden up as their Presidential Nominee?
Despite spending most of his time hiding in his basement, Joe Biden somehow continuously manages to put his foot in his mouth, according to Sky News.
“He is literally hiding in his furnished basement like a stoned teenager who ate too many pot brownies and can’t face going upstairs to his parents’ cocktail party,”.
“He is only doing the softest of soft interviews, and in fact the rumour is that all questions must be submitted in advance to be vetted by a team of experts from the Nerf Ball Company.
“And yet, he somehow keeps managing to put his foot in his mouth so often there must be not one but two trained staffers always waiting just offstage to perform the Heimlich manouvre.”